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Zombie blood boosts your energy

Believe it or not, the Zombie blood is the best energy booster. If you get to suck the blood of a Zombie, you’ll for sure be more energetic than the Zombies. Look at how the Zombie blood could power the dead to be walking as fast as you do? The Zombie Blood Caffeinated Energy Potion contains iron, protein, electrolytes, and other fancy things that have the same nutrients and consistency of real blood.

Throw in some lime flavoring and greenness, and you have the recipe for realistic Zombie Blood! Of course, we did make sure this blood is filtered so you won’t be getting any mutagens or viruses or anything else that might turn you into the walking dead. Want one these Zombie energy boosters? It’s available on ThinkGeek for a price between $5 and $15.

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